BED BUG BITES
An Ode to A Bed Bug called Betty

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Bed Bug Bites

I’m Betty the Bed Bug
Just having a rest
I’m snug as a bug
Fast sleep in my nest.

Betty the Bed Bug leaves an itchy sore
Get rid of her soon, so she can’t bite anymore.

Time for breakest!
Now get up little Buglings, it’s time for your snack
When the sun rises up you’ll have to come back.
Hurry up little Buglings, the time is now right
Run up the bed post and jump off the light.

Land on the people and snuggle up tight
Jab all the sleepers, with all your might.
Gobble up your breakfast,
Drink all yummy juices in sight
Just remember,
To give your very best bed bug bite.

Betty the Bed Bug leaves an itchy sore
Get rid of her soon, so she can’t bite anymore.

The people they wake, they itch and they cry,
They hunt and they hunt for a bugs nest nearby.
But the nest is well hidden, they can’t find it that day
So they ring the professionals and ask for a nasty bug spray.

Betty the Bed Bug leaves an itchy sore
Get rid of her soon, so she can’t bite anymore.

Get up little Buglings, it’s now time to run
The sprayers are coming to end all our fun.
Let’s jump and let’s scamper to find a new crack
And be near lovely people for our next juicy snack.

Photos from Wikipedia Public Domain